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ShopGoblin · The Journal

The Journal.

Essays, autopsies, and small scoldings from a Goblin who has audited a great many shops and has, as a result, formed strong opinions about most of them.

  1. 01
    23 May 2026

    Internal linking, for shopkeepers who would rather not

    How one sentence on each product page does more for your traffic than most apps.

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  2. 02
    22 May 2026

    Site speed for small shops, reluctantly explained

    What matters, what does not, and the disappointing role of your apps.

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  3. 03
    21 May 2026

    On duplicate content, and what to do about it

    The penalty does not exist; the problem still does.

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  4. 04
    20 May 2026

    Why your shop is not showing up on Google

    A patient diagnosis of the most frequent, most despairing question the Goblin receives.

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  5. 05
    20 May 2026

    Keyword research without expensive tools

    Most of what an SEO tool tells you about your own customers, your customers will tell you for free.

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  6. 06
    19 May 2026

    Should a small shop have a blog?

    A measured answer, with the conditions under which the answer changes.

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  7. 07
    15 May 2026

    The five grumbles I find in nearly every Shopify shop

    An audit of audits. The same five things, again and again, until the Goblin began to feel like a particularly ill-tempered parrot.

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  8. 08
    12 May 2026

    Collection pages: the most wasted opportunity in Shopify

    The page that should rank for your best keyword, and almost never does.

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  9. 09
    8 May 2026

    On title tags, and the lies they tell

    A short tirade in defence of the most ignored field on your product page.

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  10. 10
    1 May 2026

    What the Goblin looks for first

    The first three minutes of an audit, narrated. A reckoning.

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  11. 11
    29 April 2026

    On meta descriptions, and whether they still matter

    Google rewrites most of them. That is not a reason to neglect them.

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  12. 12
    24 April 2026

    Etsy listings that refuse to rank: a brief autopsy

    On the algorithm, the tags, the SEO-by-cargo-cult, and what to actually do about it.

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  13. 13
    17 April 2026

    Why your product descriptions read like the manufacturer’s PDF

    A short scolding, with examples. Some hope at the end.

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  14. 14
    10 April 2026

    Alt text, properly done

    For the search engine and for the person using a screen reader. They want, as it happens, the same thing.

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  15. 15
    3 April 2026

    Do you need a Shopify SEO app?

    A short and slightly unpopular answer, with the reasoning laid out.

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