ShopGoblin · The summoning

You have, against your better judgement, summoned the Goblin.

Four small questions, payment of nineteen dollars, and the Goblin will read your shop within twenty-four hours. He needs precious little to begin.

— The intake · four questions, plainly asked

i. Where is your shop? — required

The Goblin will visit. He does not need credentials, only the address.

ii. On which platform does it sit? — required

iii. What is the Goblin to look for? — one sentence

One sentence. The Goblin reads carefully. Excessive context is, in his view, suspicious.

iv. Where shall the PDF be sent? — required

A single email. The PDF arrives within twenty-four hours; no follow-up sequence, no newsletter.

Secure checkout via Lemon Squeezy. The Goblin sees only your shop URL and goal, never your card.